No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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