wanna go halves on a baby?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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