I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
