Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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