On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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