i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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