I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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