It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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