i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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