love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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