Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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