Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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