Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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