Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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