You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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