I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I have already put on my inside pants.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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