rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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