My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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