nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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