I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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