do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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