I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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