it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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