Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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