i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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