Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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