This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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