true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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