Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Come on in and take your pants off
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