that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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