wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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