They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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