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Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
The air taste purple.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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