sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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