Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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