I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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