I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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