I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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