you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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