And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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