What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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