Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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