you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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