What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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