I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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