I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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