very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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