You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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