I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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