Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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