so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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