C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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