Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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