i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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