Me too!
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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