Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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