i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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