Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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