it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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