I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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