he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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